Tuesday, January 23, 2007
On the rooftops of your city (Cusmello)
[Tori and Ethyl watch as Danno walks past and sits on the ground. Tori approaches him.
SOMEONE walks across the stage with a sign which reads “ROBOTS”]
Tori You always just lurch around, Danno. You just lurch. Like this. Always around this place. It’s pitiful.
Danno Take your pills, Tori. I’m not a stinking robot.
Tori Then say something without that tone. That mechanical tone you always use.
Danno Mechanical?
Tori Like a Goddamn Machine!
Danno I’m not /
Tori / a machine? It’s what you are, stupid! Beep, Beep! [She walks around like a robot; clicking and whirring.] Toaster oven nothing waste!
Danno Where are your pills, Tori?
Tori /Cannot Compute!
[Danno begins searching for Tori’s pills.]
Ethyl Em’ Robot’s lay bricks!
Make em’ Lay em’ all both!
Tori Ha! They shit bricks out, Danno! You shit-brick!
Ethyl So lessen’ you er’ yer daddy were brick layers-
Or were yer daddy a robot?
Cause’a them Gen-etics/
Danno What are you talking about, Ethyl? [Still searching for Tori’s pills]
Ah! [He picks something up from the ground.] Here!
[ENTER NURSE CUSMELLO with GINO trailing behind her. GINO stops to watch what Danno is doing as the Nurse continues on into the center of the room.]
Nurse Cusmello More Pills. More Pills. It’s time for medication.
Danno Tori isn’t taking hers, Nurse
Nurse Cusmello Oh?
Tori Narc!
Ethyl -and that thur’ Danno s’a-robot.
[SOMEONE walks across the stage with a sign which reads “INDIANS”.
EXIT DANNO wandering out of the room, searching for pills in the carpet.]
Nurse Cusmello Nobody is a robot, dear.
Where are your pills, Victoria?
Tori I gave em to the Indians, Bitch! [She screams and runs out of the room.]
Nurse Cusmello Doctor!
Ethyl Wur? Wur them Indians at?
They buildin’ a casino out here?
Shoot! I’ll hit me a jackpot pro-gressive and drive a million dollar car out into California! Be a big movie star like them girls in the celebrity gossip magazines. Wear them big ol’ white sunglasses an’ singin’ happy birthday to the president. Course I’d prolly end up skippin’ all my auditions, though. Workin on my tan. Sittin on that lonesome beach eatin’ tropical kiwis- makin’ love to all them square jawed surfin’ soap opera actors from the 1970’s. (She looks wonderingly to the lights on the ceiling.) –starin’ at that big beautiful California sun. (She squints painfully into the lights and then turns to the nurse.) You think them Indians’d hire me on as a waitress?
[Beat as everyone stares at Faye Ethyl.]
Nurse Cusmello Doctor Argus!
[SOMEONE walks across the stage with a sign which reads “UNICORNS”.]
ENTER DR. ARGUS.]
Dr. Argus Good morning, Gino.
Gino That lady on the left- Cusmo…
Argus -Nurse Cusmello?
Gino Yeah…I don’t know about her. But her dad was one of the science nazis when all of that ‘Miracles as an applied science’ stuff was going on.
Dr Argus The dinosaurs again, Gino? Are you taking your meds?
Gino They were Unicorns, Doc. Weird Quantum alien fuckers- and a little girl- maybe one of the science guys daughters. But somehow She ends up alone in an empty room with one of the goddamn things.
Argus with a /
Gino / unicorn…I honestly don’t know what else to call it.
Argus You can’t …manifest imaginary creatures out of thin air like that.
Gino Well. Apparently you can.
Argus -then it isn’t a unicorn.
Gino I’m going to finish my story. (pause) So she’s in this room with this thing- the girl and the…whatever it is…and she’s petting it and telling it how pretty it is. I mean what little girl doesn’t want a unicorn, right? But then, out of nowhere- a fucking wrought iron zipper spear explodes through the side of it’s head. It misses the girls face by a couple of inches-and she’s backing away, trying to choke out a scream while this…while this freak, alien horse-monster starts convulsing and screeching out baby noises. Baby noises, Argus. It was terrible.
Argus Awful.
Gino I guess as this poor little girl was stumbling backwards trying To process everything- this crazy Samurai freak-job comes running into the room with a sword over his head. He’s got gore soaked unicorn pelts pasted to his chest with dried blood.
Argus Oh no.
Gino Oh yes. And he leaps across the room with this huge, blood soaked samurai sword stretched out in front of him- and he slices this Unicorns head off in midair. The thing is. The head is still stuck into the wall with the zipper spear- so when the body falls to the ground. The head just kind of bobbled there- making direct eye contact with the little girl- begging her for some…finality.
Argus And that’s when the Samurai saw the girl.
Gino -that’s when he saw the girl, Argus. His honor was ruined at that point. He really had only one thing he could do.
Argus Hari Kari.
Gino Correct, Doc. He disemboweled himself then and there, his insides spilling out around her feet.
Argus What happened?
Gino Well, they canceled the program and the little girl lost her appetite for horses. She didn’t grow up to be an equestrian or anything like that.
[Tori runs across the room screaming. The Doc catches her about halfway across. EXIT ETHYL and GINO, terrified.]
Dr Argus Bring me the shot, nurse.
[They administer the shot. EXIT DR. ARGUS. The Nurse is holding Tori’s head. ENTER DANNO. He wraps something around his forehead.]
Danno [Approaching Tori] stay through, kid- keep awake
your arch nemesis is still out there somewhere- hopping around
on the rooftops of your city; and I know you've got blood in your eye or I'd tell you to look. So listen, people die, hotshot.-in
bed-of old age, they die. All the time. They live make difficult choices
take jobs in the city they have kids retire and die. Tori? Victoria?
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