Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Punk-Rock Suicide Companion

Antigone Wrecks (Daughter of Eddie Wrecks)
IS-MEAN (Antigones Sister)
Kreon (The current King of 1980's Punk-Rock)
Furry-Dice (Kreons Wife)
Hymen (Kreons stepson...grudgingly. Meek and obsessed with Antigone)
T-Rhesus (Ed Wrecks' old Heroin Dealer- slumming new blood for new buisness.)
Tennis Pro Dennis and his Tennis Companions (Choragos and Chourus.)
Marco the Narco Sentry
and Him
Referenced Characters of note
Eddie Wrecks (Antigones Pop and the long gone king of punk rock.)
Antigone and IS-MEAN's two recently deceased brothers..
Seargant Paulie Neices & Punk Rock ETOK, who killed one another after a show.

Prolouge

Scene
Kreons Los Angelos shanty is nested between the towering fences of a nearby country-club and the open fields of unmarked graves that are the property of a local cemetary. Antigone and her sister IS-MEAN are sitting on old faded lawn chairs that are dug into Kreons parched and unkempt lawn. ANtigone is listening to music that headphones that IS-MEAN has forcibly put on her head.

Time
One week after a deadly televised knockdown between 30 cops and nearly 500 angry punk-rockers who were orders to leave Kreons sold-out friday night show because of noise complaints and an overcrowded auditorium. Tennis Pro Dennis and his Five companions enter Kreons yrad through a gate which connects to the country club. Dennis Addresses the crowd in a monotone sing-song voice.

T.P Dennis- I am Dennis. I play Tennis. Pro-fes-ionaly!

Tennis companions (w/o t.P)- ((Tennis - Pro - Dennis...Pro-fess-ional Play-er of Tennis))

T.P Dennis- but before I play tennis..

Tennis Companions- ((and believe us, this man can play Tennis!!)) [long pause] PRO-FESSIONALY!))

T.P Dennis- I must tell you the tale of the...the one that came...y'know before...

Tennis Companions- (("A Tale of the previous Tale! Yes, a Tale of the previous Tale!))

T.P Dennis- The story is set,

Tennis Companions- ((..In the mid 1980's))

T.P Dennis- At the heigth,

Tennis Companions- ((Of THE MIGHTY PUNK ROCK!))

Tennis Pro Dennis- Where Antigone Wrecks,

Tennis Companions- ((The one with a scarf on her neck.))

T.P Dennis- Sits with his sister, IS-MEAN..

Tennis Companions- A NICK NAME, A NICK NAME,
SO FITTING, SO TRUE
SUCH A BITCH THAT 'IS-BITCH'
WOULD BE BETTER

T.P Dennis- Daughters both of the old, punk-rock king.

Tennis Companions- He suzerain master of rock and disaster,
The ex-best lost King eddie Wrecks

T.P Dennis-

Eddie Wrecks was the undisputed King of Hardcore, Straight edge punk-rock music
until, ironicaly his struggles with wreckless heroin abuse led to the cold-blooded strangulation of his alcoholic father- and to a confused and ill-fated union with his own mother, who- through life long drug abuse had become somewhat retarded and thus, unable to differentiate her son from her lover.
In 1982, during a televised charity event for teenage drug-abuse awareness- Was was able to shoot two full syringes of black tar heroin, simultaneously and on live television, into each of his eyeballs before collapsing in a total cardiac arrest to the floor. The governer of California, a keynot speaker at the event was the first to begin ressecitive efforts on the unconcious, and technicaly dead king Rex.
During mouth to mouth reccesitation, there was an almost inperceptible 2 1/2 second blur where, in a single movement Ed Wrecks manged all at once; to come alive- vomit, passionatly into the governers mouth- deliver a rib shattering blow to both breasts of Sacramentos most esteemed deputy director of arts and entertainment- and then turn back with the last wisp of precious breath in his body, to inform the shaken governer that his 12 year old daughter was a whore.

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