Wednesday, August 24, 2005

A vast Multitude of Donkeys



VastMultitudeOfDonkeys
"Do you know what we need, right now?"



"What? Purpose?"



"Nope."



"Chicks?"



"nuh-uh. A legion of donkeys."



"We need donkeys more than chicks?"



"No- A legion of donkeys, man...pack animals;

for us and all our stuff."



"We don't have that much stuff."



"So?"



"So...how many donkeys are in a legion?"



"Thousands."



"...right- and theres only two of us...so..."



"So?"



"Okay, well...I guess I just don't understand."



"We need a legion...because a legion can split into three equal hordes."



"A horde?"



"Yes. A vast multitude of donkeys."

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